HW 1 Funny Narratives

HW 1 Funny Narratives

by Stephen Chang -
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150922966,8/20/2015,93,15.7762,V,31,1,5,,57,,82,1,0,0,5040,1865,31 YOM RODE BICYCLE INTO A POLE AT HIGH SPEED.  HELMET NS.,DX:  L 2ND METACARPAL FX.

 

150540148,5/12/2015,22,15.0591,V,39,1,0,,71,REDUNDANT PREPUCE,38,1,1,0,1645,,PT CAUGHT PENIS IN ZIPPER X1 MONTH AGO. STILL CAN'T PULL FORESKIN BACK,DUE TO PAIN. NO PRIOR MEDICAL TREATMENT. REDUNDANT PREPUCE. 39 YOM*

 

150544280,5/20/2015,29,80.8381,S,43,1,2,,53,,38,1,0,0,1439,,43YOM MASHED HIS PENIS BETWEEN CAR TRUNK AND LAWN MOWER,DX.   CONTUSION PENIS

 

150700168,6/27/2015,2,15.7762,V,96,1,0,,48,,38,1,1,0,1934,,96YOM TRYING TO MAKE COFFEE AND SPILELD BOILING WATER ONTO PENIS SCALD,BURN TO PENIS

 

151103560,10/23/2015,5,37.6645,L,36,1,1,,56,,79,1,1,0,828,,36 YOM HAS HANDLE OF SCREWDRIVER STUCK IN RECTUM.,DX:  RECTAL FB.

 

151213598,6/22/2015,40,15.7762,V,22,1,1,,59,,79,1,0,0,1135,611,22YOM BENT DOWN TO PICK UP A SHAMPOO BOTTLE & ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON,DOORKNOB IN SHOWER. DX - SUPERFICIAL RECTAL LAC