| 25 YOM WAS CAMPING WHEN FRIEND THREW A PRESSURIZED CANNISTER INTO FIRE |
| 30 YO M HIT FACE AGAINST GLASS BOTTLE |
21YOM BIB EMS AFTER FOUND BY POLICE DOING PUSHUPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. REPORTS WAS DRINKING. ALCOHOL INTOXICATION PER MD.
As a urologist I found this one particularly salient:
2 YOM SUST CONTUSION TO PENIS WHEN HE DROPPED THE TOILET SEAT ON IT
case #: 150960705
3YOM WAS ATTEMPTING TO PEE WHEN THE TOILET SEAT FELL ONTO PENIS CONTUSI